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#0: I don't even know how to words. -Jared
During: Mass Effect 3 at 07:30 PM 2017-03-09 PDT
#1: I don't want a limp fleshy object in my hand. -Tiff
During: Mass Effect 3 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-09 PDT
#2: It's still muscles in a flesh sack. -Jared
During: Mass Effect 3 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-09 PDT
#3: Like BOOP...Amazing... -Jared
During: Audioshield at 06:30 AM 2017-03-19 PDT
#4: Just poppin in... -Pseudo
During: Audioshield at 06:30 AM 2017-03-19 PDT
#5: Just poppin' out.... 4 hours late -PseudoScopic
During: Audioshield at 06:30 AM 2017-03-19 PDT
#6: Thanks for the sub Pseudo....I mean....restinpeace... -Tiff
During: Dead Space 3 at 06:30 AM 2017-03-20 PDT
#7: Bandaid, Xerox, and Band-aids all describe adhesive things... -Tiff
During: Dead Space 3 at 06:30 AM 2017-03-20 PDT
#8: What does tyt mean? TELL YOUR TODDLERS -Jared and Tiff
During: Dead Space 3 at 06:30 AM 2017-03-20 PDT
#9: Why am I shooting this cerebral palsy girl? -Jared
During: Killing Floor 2 at 06:30 AM 2017-03-23 PDT
#10: How do you know how to do things? -Juria
During: Job Simulator: The 2050 Archives at 06:30 AM 2017-03-23 PDT
#11: I've been here before. -Tiff
During: Job Simulator: The 2050 Archives at 06:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT
#12: How do I play start? -Juria
During: Space Pirate Trainer at 06:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT
#13: Everyone looks dumb in VR, it's how you feel that's important. -Jared
During: Space Pirate Trainer at 06:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT
#14: The come everywhere... -Jared
During: Holopoint at 06:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT
#15: I'm not even self aware -Juria
During: Holopoint at 06:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT
#16: You're a construction worker Harry... -Tiff
During: Tricky Towers at 06:30 AM 2017-03-30 PDT
#17: I'll even give you an almnut! -Juria
During: Move or Die at 06:30 AM 2017-03-30 PDT
#18: It's only a Japanese stream when I pee... -Juria
During: The Jackbox Party Pack 3 at 06:30 AM 2017-03-30 PDT
#19: *laughs in British* -Tiff
During: Mass Effect: Andromeda at 06:30 AM 2017-04-06 PDT
#20: This relationship is getting too whet -Tiff
During: Mass Effect: Andromeda at 06:30 AM 2017-04-06 PDT
#21: 16 AWAY! ...It's not even legal anymore. -Jared
During: Mass Effect: Andromeda at 06:30 AM 2017-04-06 PDT
#22: Booping is the most satisfying thing in this game -Jared
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#23: Pooping?! -Tiff
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#24: It's not fair that Soldier 76 sounds so attractive -Tiff
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#25: Butt spawn! -Jared
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#26: You're really good at feeling in your internal organs -Jared
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#27: There's a lot of poop in this thing -Tiff
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#28: I've satisfied my blood lust -Tiff
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#29: I'm gonna let you die in Mass Effect -Jared to Tiff
During: Overwatch at 06:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT
#30: Is MaximumPower an actual 62 year old man....who poops? -Tiff
During: Soundboxing at 06:30 AM 2017-04-17 PDT
#31: GameDork dropping his sackjuice all over everyone -PseudoScopic
During: Helldivers at 06:30 AM 2017-04-27 PDT
#32: I like my steak like I like my men, tender, and a bit bloody -Tiff
During: Helldivers at 06:30 AM 2017-04-27 PDT
#33: There's a bone in your bone! -Tiff
During: Surgeon Simulator 2013 at 06:30 PM 2017-05-01 PDT
#34: What the Jared? -Jared
During: Goat Simulator at 06:30 PM 2017-05-04 PDT
#35: You know what's good for arthritis? You know...you get those two balls. -Jared
During: Heroes of the Storm at 06:30 PM 2017-05-11 PDT
#36: Panties are the cure. -thedogeman
During: Montaro at 06:30 PM 2017-05-22 PDT
#37: We're not 8 storylines -Jared
During: Overwatch at 06:30 PM 2017-05-26 PDT
#38: What are stairs? -Jared
During: Crawl at 07:14 PM 2017-05-29 PDT
#39: PUMP UP THE JAMES -CorgiParty
During: Crawl at 07:38 PM 2017-05-29 PDT
#40: New Born with Attitude -Tiff
During: Mirror's Edge Catalyst at 07:10 PM 2017-06-01 PDT
#41: If I had friends you jerk... -Jared
During: Rec Room at 10:31 PM 2017-06-04 PDT
#42: When you have your student ID when you aren't a student because you never know when you'll need it. -Jared
During: Mirror's Edge Catalyst at 07:43 PM 2017-06-08 PDT
#43: Did you guys know that Jared was Britney Spears's new dance instructor? -GameDorkPlays
During: Audioshield at 10:45 PM 2017-06-11 PDT
#44: Hands are bound...because I'm into that. -Jared
During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 06:44 PM 2017-06-12 PDT
#45: Who let these oily wolves out? -Kaoticguy
During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 07:45 PM 2017-06-12 PDT
#46: BOOSH...it's Fus... -Jared and Tiff
During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 08:56 PM 2017-06-12 PDT
#47: Poppa, give me waffles. -Jared
During: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune at 09:20 PM 2017-06-15 PDT
#48: I'm going to name my kid Quidditch -Jared
During: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune at 09:37 AM 2017-06-15 PDT
#49: I have to kiss you soul to mouth -Jared
During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 08:07 PM 2017-06-19 PDT
#50: I trusted you! I partied with you! You were the chosen one! - Obi Wan Funobi -Jared
During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 09:15 PM 2017-06-19 PDT
#51: These animals are shirt friendly -Jared
During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 09:21 PM 2017-06-19 PDT
#52: She's like got auto-aim. She's the perfect girlfriend. Kappa -Jared
During: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune at 07:18 PM 2017-06-22 PDT
#53: Poppa, give me popcorn. -recipes420
During: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor at 08:13 PM 2017-06-24 PDT
#54: The first one was salier than the second one -Jared
During: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor at 08:28 PM 2017-06-24 PDT
#55: This is tangled AF -Jared
During: Audioshield at 09:17 PM 2017-06-25 PDT
#56: Those arms are massaging my brain eyes -Jared
During: Virtual Reality at 08:54 PM 2017-06-26 PDT
#57: Just get a broken bug and dance on it -Jared
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 06:41 PM 2017-07-06 PDT
#58: Where are you Jared? Arab Kappa -Tiff
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 07:04 PM 2017-07-06 PDT
#59: Neutralize the internet -Tiff
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 07:01 PM 2017-07-13 PDT
#60: Even squirrels eat deer meat. -Jared
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 07:38 PM 2017-07-13 PDT
#61: If I shoot them in the head, blood comes out and the head gets moist -Jared
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:40 PM 2017-07-13 PDT
#62: Oh no, men -women
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 09:08 PM 2017-07-13 PDT
#63: It's so hard to get into this thing. -Jared
During: LittleBigPlanet 3 at 07:11 PM 2017-07-17 PDT
#64: Is Firewatch like Overwatch but it's lit? -Tiff
During: LittleBigPlanet 3 at 08:37 PM 2017-07-17 PDT
#65: I complete games at a paraplegic pace. -Jared
During: Hammerwatch at 07:54 PM 2017-07-31 PDT
#66: You're the apple of my eye Jared -PatLap7
During: Hammerwatch at 08:16 PM 2017-07-31 PDT
#67: Swag Momma, can I have some more swaaag? -Jared
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:38 PM 2017-08-03 PDT
#68: The bullets make it hard to aim -Jared
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 07:01 PM 2017-08-10 PDT
#69: I'd be the most livid. -Jared
During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 07:31 PM 2017-08-10 PDT
#70: Everything in my head can be fun shaped Kappa -Jared
During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 08:14 PM 2017-08-10 PDT
#71: Do you see a vroom vroom machine going upty upty lefty? -Jared
During: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS at 07:16 PM 2017-08-14 PDT
#72: You put it in the guy -Jared
During: Overcooked! at 07:39 PM 2017-08-21 PDT
#73: You slam it on a wall -Vegan Spider-Man
During: The Jackbox Party Pack 3 at 08:39 PM 2017-08-21 PDT
#74: You brought it out. -Jared
During: The Jackbox Party Pack 3 at 09:39 PM 2017-08-24 PDT
#75: I want taste on tongue and food in stomach -Tiff
During: FINAL FANTASY XIV Online at 09:05 PM 2017-08-25 PDT
#76: and Jared *shoves bird in face* Gotta get that Avian Flu -tiff
During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 06:42 PM 2017-08-31 PDT
#77: I like grandma syrup -Jared
During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 07:30 PM 2017-08-31 PDT
#78: I'm not good at Jewish names. -Jared
During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 07:50 PM 2017-08-31 PDT
#79: I dove real deep into you -Jared
During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 08:04 PM 2017-08-31 PDT
#80: It's so lit tonight. -Jared
During: Audioshield at 08:53 PM 2017-09-03 PDT
#81: Are your eyebrows sweaty? -Jared
During: Audioshield at 09:58 PM 2017-09-03 PDT
#82: I want to petition to change Soldier 76's name to Dream Daddy -Tiff
During: Overwatch at 08:15 PM 2017-09-04 PDT
#83: I only have one eye, it's 2D to me. -Jared
During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 07:28 PM 2017-09-07 PDT
#84: Get my bowel wet -Jared
During: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End at 06:36 PM 2017-09-14 PDT
#85: PUMP UP THE BITRATE -Jared
During: Overwatch at 07:39 PM 2017-09-25 PDT
#86: This isn't paint, this is alcoholism -Jared
During: Layers of Fear at 10:41 PM 2017-10-12 PDT
#87: This person has a cancer turban. -Jared
During: Talk Shows at 08:34 PM 2017-11-06 PDT
#88: I backdoored that so good. -Jared
During: Overwatch at 09:46 PM 2017-11-09 PDT
#89: Maybe they're Nazis because they not-see. -tiff
During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 08:08 PM 2017-11-16 PDT
#90: I'm Tiffany and I love shooting at feet. -tiff
During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 08:12 PM 2017-11-16 PDT
#91: DOGS! Stab it, stab it, stab it, it's not a cat. -Jared
During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 08:15 PM 2017-11-16 PDT
#92: Even my sun doesnt love me -Jared
During: Jettomero: Hero of the Universe at 08:42 PM 2017-11-27 PDT
#93: Is it mental? Do I use my brain? -jared
During: Cuphead at 09:55 PM 2017-12-04 PDT
#94: NatureBox! Double cross the devil! -jared
During: Cuphead at 07:45 PM 2017-12-11 PDT
#95: We're already at a handycup -jared
During: Cuphead at 07:58 PM 2017-12-11 PDT
#96: Parental expression is advised -jared
During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 07:42 PM 2017-12-14 PDT
#97: I have socks....but I dont have socks -tiffany
During: Overwatch at 10:11 AM 2017-12-16 PDT
#98: I have socks....but I don't have socks. -jared
During: Madden NFL 18 at 08:15 PM 2017-12-21 PDT
#99: Oh how very fun -jared
During: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild at 09:16 PM 2017-12-30 PDT
#100: I boned my mom. -jared
During: Stage Presence at 12:35 AM 2018-01-01 PDT
#101: He's a fast boi. -jared
During: Party Hard at 08:59 PM 2018-01-08 PDT
#102: Everyone is sick with the Jared Virus -tiff
During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 07:56 PM 2018-01-11 PDT
#103: I'm the telepath. -jared
During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 07:57 PM 2018-01-11 PDT
#104: I'd do inappropriate things... -jared
During: Murdered: Soul Suspect at 07:58 PM 2018-01-18 PDT
#105: Suck it, Snow White! -jared
During: Murdered: Soul Suspect at 09:32 PM 2018-01-18 PDT
#106: Rhythm karate is a good genre name for not getting pregnant. -Magefactory
During: Audioshield at 08:56 PM 2018-01-21 PDT
#107: Butt butt gives me buttgles -butt-pseudoscopic
During: Audioshield at 09:42 PM 2018-01-21 PDT
#108: I feel bad in a not good way. -jared
During: Audioshield at 10:12 PM 2018-01-21 PDT
#109: Buttvely to butt yobutt! -butt-pseudoscopic
During: Nightmarchers at 08:42 PM 2018-01-22 PDT
#110: I like hitting people. Hitting people feels like hitting people in real life. -Jared
During: L.A. Noire at 08:29 PM 2018-01-25 PDT
#111: ...and then I have a hat. -tiff
During: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS at 08:50 PM 2018-02-01 PDT
#112: You're a man of the cloth -tiff
During: Divinity: Original Sin at 08:31 PM 2018-02-19 PDT
Last update: February 20 2018 15:00:05 UTC.