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Says a random quote |
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Says a specific quote |
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Adds a new quote for the person who said it |
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Delete a quote |
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| #0: | I don't even know how to words. -Jared During: Mass Effect 3 at 08:30 PM 2017-03-09 PDT |
| #1: | I don't want a limp fleshy object in my hand. -Tiff During: Mass Effect 3 at 08:30 AM 2017-03-09 PDT |
| #2: | It's still muscles in a flesh sack. -Jared During: Mass Effect 3 at 08:30 AM 2017-03-09 PDT |
| #3: | Like BOOP...Amazing... -Jared During: Audioshield at 07:30 AM 2017-03-19 PDT |
| #4: | Just poppin in... -Pseudo During: Audioshield at 07:30 AM 2017-03-19 PDT |
| #5: | Just poppin' out.... 4 hours late -PseudoScopic During: Audioshield at 07:30 AM 2017-03-19 PDT |
| #6: | Thanks for the sub Pseudo....I mean....restinpeace... -Tiff During: Dead Space 3 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-20 PDT |
| #7: | Bandaid, Xerox, and Band-aids all describe adhesive things... -Tiff During: Dead Space 3 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-20 PDT |
| #8: | What does tyt mean? TELL YOUR TODDLERS -Jared and Tiff During: Dead Space 3 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-20 PDT |
| #9: | Why am I shooting this cerebral palsy girl? -Jared During: Killing Floor 2 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-23 PDT |
| #10: | How do you know how to do things? -Juria During: Job Simulator: The 2050 Archives at 07:30 AM 2017-03-23 PDT |
| #11: | I've been here before. -Tiff During: Job Simulator: The 2050 Archives at 07:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT |
| #12: | How do I play start? -Juria During: Space Pirate Trainer at 07:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT |
| #13: | Everyone looks dumb in VR, it's how you feel that's important. -Jared During: Space Pirate Trainer at 07:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT |
| #14: | The come everywhere... -Jared During: Holopoint at 07:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT |
| #15: | I'm not even self aware -Juria During: Holopoint at 07:30 AM 2017-03-27 PDT |
| #16: | You're a construction worker Harry... -Tiff During: Tricky Towers at 07:30 AM 2017-03-30 PDT |
| #17: | I'll even give you an almnut! -Juria During: Move or Die at 07:30 AM 2017-03-30 PDT |
| #18: | It's only a Japanese stream when I pee... -Juria During: The Jackbox Party Pack 3 at 07:30 AM 2017-03-30 PDT |
| #19: | *laughs in British* -Tiff During: Mass Effect: Andromeda at 07:30 AM 2017-04-06 PDT |
| #20: | This relationship is getting too whet -Tiff During: Mass Effect: Andromeda at 07:30 AM 2017-04-06 PDT |
| #21: | 16 AWAY! ...It's not even legal anymore. -Jared During: Mass Effect: Andromeda at 07:30 AM 2017-04-06 PDT |
| #22: | Booping is the most satisfying thing in this game -Jared During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #23: | Pooping?! -Tiff During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #24: | It's not fair that Soldier 76 sounds so attractive -Tiff During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #25: | Butt spawn! -Jared During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #26: | You're really good at feeling in your internal organs -Jared During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #27: | There's a lot of poop in this thing -Tiff During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #28: | I've satisfied my blood lust -Tiff During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #29: | I'm gonna let you die in Mass Effect -Jared to Tiff During: Overwatch at 07:30 AM 2017-04-10 PDT |
| #30: | Is MaximumPower an actual 62 year old man....who poops? -Tiff During: Soundboxing at 07:30 AM 2017-04-17 PDT |
| #31: | GameDork dropping his sackjuice all over everyone -PseudoScopic During: Helldivers at 07:30 AM 2017-04-27 PDT |
| #32: | I like my steak like I like my men, tender, and a bit bloody -Tiff During: Helldivers at 07:30 AM 2017-04-27 PDT |
| #33: | There's a bone in your bone! -Tiff During: Surgeon Simulator 2013 at 07:30 PM 2017-05-01 PDT |
| #34: | What the Jared? -Jared During: Goat Simulator at 07:30 PM 2017-05-04 PDT |
| #35: | You know what's good for arthritis? You know...you get those two balls. -Jared During: Heroes of the Storm at 07:30 PM 2017-05-11 PDT |
| #36: | Panties are the cure. -thedogeman During: Montaro at 07:30 PM 2017-05-22 PDT |
| #37: | We're not 8 storylines -Jared During: Overwatch at 07:30 PM 2017-05-26 PDT |
| #38: | What are stairs? -Jared During: Crawl at 08:14 PM 2017-05-29 PDT |
| #39: | PUMP UP THE JAMES -CorgiParty During: Crawl at 08:38 PM 2017-05-29 PDT |
| #40: | New Born with Attitude -Tiff During: Mirror's Edge Catalyst at 08:10 PM 2017-06-01 PDT |
| #41: | If I had friends you jerk... -Jared During: Rec Room at 11:31 PM 2017-06-04 PDT |
| #42: | When you have your student ID when you aren't a student because you never know when you'll need it. -Jared During: Mirror's Edge Catalyst at 08:43 PM 2017-06-08 PDT |
| #43: | Did you guys know that Jared was Britney Spears's new dance instructor? -GameDorkPlays During: Audioshield at 11:45 PM 2017-06-11 PDT |
| #44: | Hands are bound...because I'm into that. -Jared During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 07:44 PM 2017-06-12 PDT |
| #45: | Who let these oily wolves out? -Kaoticguy During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 08:45 PM 2017-06-12 PDT |
| #46: | BOOSH...it's Fus... -Jared and Tiff During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 09:56 PM 2017-06-12 PDT |
| #47: | Poppa, give me waffles. -Jared During: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune at 10:20 PM 2017-06-15 PDT |
| #48: | I'm going to name my kid Quidditch -Jared During: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune at 10:37 AM 2017-06-15 PDT |
| #49: | I have to kiss you soul to mouth -Jared During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 09:07 PM 2017-06-19 PDT |
| #50: | I trusted you! I partied with you! You were the chosen one! - Obi Wan Funobi -Jared During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 10:15 PM 2017-06-19 PDT |
| #51: | These animals are shirt friendly -Jared During: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at 10:21 PM 2017-06-19 PDT |
| #52: | She's like got auto-aim. She's the perfect girlfriend. Kappa -Jared During: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune at 08:18 PM 2017-06-22 PDT |
| #53: | Poppa, give me popcorn. -recipes420 During: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor at 09:13 PM 2017-06-24 PDT |
| #54: | The first one was salier than the second one -Jared During: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor at 09:28 PM 2017-06-24 PDT |
| #55: | This is tangled AF -Jared During: Audioshield at 10:17 PM 2017-06-25 PDT |
| #56: | Those arms are massaging my brain eyes -Jared During: Virtual Reality at 09:54 PM 2017-06-26 PDT |
| #57: | Just get a broken bug and dance on it -Jared During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 07:41 PM 2017-07-06 PDT |
| #58: | Where are you Jared? Arab Kappa -Tiff During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:04 PM 2017-07-06 PDT |
| #59: | Neutralize the internet -Tiff During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:01 PM 2017-07-13 PDT |
| #60: | Even squirrels eat deer meat. -Jared During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:38 PM 2017-07-13 PDT |
| #61: | If I shoot them in the head, blood comes out and the head gets moist -Jared During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 09:40 PM 2017-07-13 PDT |
| #62: | Oh no, men -women During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 10:08 PM 2017-07-13 PDT |
| #63: | It's so hard to get into this thing. -Jared During: LittleBigPlanet 3 at 08:11 PM 2017-07-17 PDT |
| #64: | Is Firewatch like Overwatch but it's lit? -Tiff During: LittleBigPlanet 3 at 09:37 PM 2017-07-17 PDT |
| #65: | I complete games at a paraplegic pace. -Jared During: Hammerwatch at 08:54 PM 2017-07-31 PDT |
| #66: | You're the apple of my eye Jared -PatLap7 During: Hammerwatch at 09:16 PM 2017-07-31 PDT |
| #67: | Swag Momma, can I have some more swaaag? -Jared During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 09:38 PM 2017-08-03 PDT |
| #68: | The bullets make it hard to aim -Jared During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:01 PM 2017-08-10 PDT |
| #69: | I'd be the most livid. -Jared During: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves at 08:31 PM 2017-08-10 PDT |
| #70: | Everything in my head can be fun shaped Kappa -Jared During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 09:14 PM 2017-08-10 PDT |
| #71: | Do you see a vroom vroom machine going upty upty lefty? -Jared During: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS at 08:16 PM 2017-08-14 PDT |
| #72: | You put it in the guy -Jared During: Overcooked! at 08:39 PM 2017-08-21 PDT |
| #73: | You slam it on a wall -Vegan Spider-Man During: The Jackbox Party Pack 3 at 09:39 PM 2017-08-21 PDT |
| #74: | You brought it out. -Jared During: The Jackbox Party Pack 3 at 10:39 PM 2017-08-24 PDT |
| #75: | I want taste on tongue and food in stomach -Tiff During: FINAL FANTASY XIV Online at 10:05 PM 2017-08-25 PDT |
| #76: | and Jared *shoves bird in face* Gotta get that Avian Flu -tiff During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 07:42 PM 2017-08-31 PDT |
| #77: | I like grandma syrup -Jared During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 08:30 PM 2017-08-31 PDT |
| #78: | I'm not good at Jewish names. -Jared During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 08:50 PM 2017-08-31 PDT |
| #79: | I dove real deep into you -Jared During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 09:04 PM 2017-08-31 PDT |
| #80: | It's so lit tonight. -Jared During: Audioshield at 09:53 PM 2017-09-03 PDT |
| #81: | Are your eyebrows sweaty? -Jared During: Audioshield at 10:58 PM 2017-09-03 PDT |
| #82: | I want to petition to change Soldier 76's name to Dream Daddy -Tiff During: Overwatch at 09:15 PM 2017-09-04 PDT |
| #83: | I only have one eye, it's 2D to me. -Jared During: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception at 08:28 PM 2017-09-07 PDT |
| #84: | Get my bowel wet -Jared During: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End at 07:36 PM 2017-09-14 PDT |
| #85: | PUMP UP THE BITRATE -Jared During: Overwatch at 08:39 PM 2017-09-25 PDT |
| #86: | This isn't paint, this is alcoholism -Jared During: Layers of Fear at 11:41 PM 2017-10-12 PDT |
| #87: | This person has a cancer turban. -Jared During: Talk Shows at 09:34 PM 2017-11-06 PDT |
| #88: | I backdoored that so good. -Jared During: Overwatch at 10:46 PM 2017-11-09 PDT |
| #89: | Maybe they're Nazis because they not-see. -Tiff During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 09:08 PM 2017-11-16 PDT |
| #90: | I'm Tiffany and I love shooting at feet. -Tiff During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 09:12 PM 2017-11-16 PDT |
| #91: | DOGS! Stab it, stab it, stab it, it's not a cat. -Jared During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 09:15 PM 2017-11-16 PDT |
| #92: | Even my sun doesnt love me -Jared During: Jettomero: Hero of the Universe at 09:42 PM 2017-11-27 PDT |
| #93: | Is it mental? Do I use my brain? -Jared During: Cuphead at 10:55 PM 2017-12-04 PDT |
| #94: | NatureBox! Double cross the devil! -Jared During: Cuphead at 08:45 PM 2017-12-11 PDT |
| #95: | We're already at a handycup -Jared During: Cuphead at 08:58 PM 2017-12-11 PDT |
| #96: | Parental expression is advised -Jared During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 08:42 PM 2017-12-14 PDT |
| #97: | I have socks....but I dont have socks -Tiffany During: Overwatch at 11:11 AM 2017-12-16 PDT |
| #98: | I have socks....but I don't have socks. -Jared During: Madden NFL 18 at 09:15 PM 2017-12-21 PDT |
| #99: | Oh how very fun -Jared During: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild at 10:16 PM 2017-12-30 PDT |
| #100: | I boned my mom. -Jared During: Stage Presence at 01:35 AM 2018-01-01 PDT |
| #101: | He's a fast boi. -Jared During: Party Hard at 09:59 PM 2018-01-08 PDT |
| #102: | Everyone is sick with the Jared Virus -Tiff During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 08:56 PM 2018-01-11 PDT |
| #103: | I'm the telepath. -Jared During: Wolfenstein: The New Order at 08:57 PM 2018-01-11 PDT |
| #104: | I'd do inappropriate things... -Jared During: Murdered: Soul Suspect at 08:58 PM 2018-01-18 PDT |
| #105: | Suck it, Snow White! -Jared During: Murdered: Soul Suspect at 10:32 PM 2018-01-18 PDT |
| #106: | Rhythm karate is a good genre name for not getting pregnant. -Magefactory During: Audioshield at 09:56 PM 2018-01-21 PDT |
| #107: | Butt butt gives me buttgles -butt-pseudoscopic During: Audioshield at 10:42 PM 2018-01-21 PDT |
| #108: | I feel bad in a not good way. -Jared During: Audioshield at 11:12 PM 2018-01-21 PDT |
| #109: | Buttvely to butt yobutt! -butt-pseudoscopic During: Nightmarchers at 09:42 PM 2018-01-22 PDT |
| #110: | I like hitting people. Hitting people feels like hitting people in real life. -Jared During: L.A. Noire at 09:29 PM 2018-01-25 PDT |
| #111: | ...and then I have a hat. -tiff During: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS at 09:50 PM 2018-02-01 PDT |
| #112: | You're a man of the cloth -Tiff During: Divinity: Original Sin at 09:31 PM 2018-02-19 PDT |
| #113: | Commuting can suck but you get used to the butt -buttsbot During: Audioshield at 09:08 PM 2018-02-25 PDT |
| #114: | Water that stream, make it grow -Tiff During: The Last of Us at 08:39 PM 2018-04-05 PDT |
| #115: | Ms Pacman is Asian -Jared During: The Last of Us at 08:45 PM 2018-04-05 PDT |
| #116: | he lost his bush -Jared During: Audioshield at 08:06 PM 2018-05-07 PDT |
| #117: | I shoot the gun and it hits the people. I'm already feel better about myself. -Jared During: Audioshield at 09:01 PM 2018-05-07 PDT |
| #118: | OOO Its a log -Tiff During: Fortnite at 07:56 PM 2018-05-10 PDT |
| #119: | Quietly...Quietly...JERK IT -Jared During: Detroit: Become Human at 07:58 PM 2018-06-07 PDT |
| #120: | SEE?! You just gotta Jerk it! -Tiff During: Detroit: Become Human at 08:24 PM 2018-06-07 PDT |
| #121: | I didn't know sleeping with me was a nightmare. -Jared During: Detroit: Become Human at 09:03 PM 2018-06-07 PDT |
| #122: | Hey, what's up? Give me your brain. -Jared During: Detroit: Become Human at 08:46 PM 2018-06-11 PDT |
| #123: | Check yobuttrselves for butt cancer once a month! -Buttsbot During: Detroit: Become Human at 09:26 PM 2018-06-11 PDT |
| #124: | always two fingers no more no less -Radaghast During: Detroit: Become Human at 10:06 PM 2018-06-11 PDT |
| #125: | everyone totally biffed it at the end there -Jared During: The Jackbox Party Pack 4 at 10:21 PM 2018-06-25 PDT |
| #126: | Oh, 'D' oh no! -Tiff During: Life Is Strange: Before the Storm at 08:16 PM 2018-06-28 PDT |
| #127: | GOTTA HAVE MY NUTS -Tiff During: Life Is Strange: Before the Storm at 08:28 PM 2018-06-28 PDT |
| #128: | Can I be your official bean sucker? -Jared During: Beat Saber at 10:02 PM 2018-07-01 PDT |
| #129: | no swords, only buttnanas and our butts -Buttsbot During: Sea of Thieves at 08:19 PM 2018-07-02 PDT |
| #130: | I'm not wearing any clothes. I look like a crazy person. -Jared During: Sea of Thieves at 08:34 PM 2018-07-02 PDT |
| #131: | Good things are good for you. -jared During: Life Is Strange: Before the Storm at 08:19 PM 2018-08-02 PDT |
| #132: | It's the abnormal ones that are the weird ones. -jared During: Life Is Strange: Before the Storm at 09:28 PM 2018-08-09 PDT |
| #133: | The fingerprints in your brain! -tiff During: Observer at 08:39 PM 2018-10-08 PDT |
| #134: | Yip us! -tiff During: Borderlands 2 at 09:26 PM 2018-11-29 PDT |
| #135: | The crabs are hitting me! -jared During: Final Fantasy XV at 11:15 PM 2018-12-05 PDT |
| #136: | Stop putting sandwiches down my pants! -jared During: A Hat in Time at 09:15 PM 2019-01-10 PDT |
| #137: | i just throw the meat in the ashes -jared During: Red Dead Redemption 2 at 09:18 PM 2019-01-21 PDT |
| #138: | Bang, bang, bang, bang, I don't want to know your name, I want just to bang, bang, bang, bang -jared During: Cuphead at 10:53 PM 2019-01-24 PDT |
| #139: | wtf is a butt -buttsbot During: Makers & Crafting at 08:43 PM 2019-03-20 PDT |
| #140: | Give me crabs! -tiffany During: Kingdom Hearts III at 11:16 PM 2019-05-28 PDT |
| #141: | You can put the crab into my box. -tiffany During: Stardew Valley at 08:14 PM 2019-08-12 PDT |
| #142: | I want it, Daddy! -jared During: Borderlands 3 at 11:13 PM 2019-10-07 PDT |
| #143: | it's like picking you up by your bootstraps -Tiff During: Luigi's Mansion 3 at 01:00 AM 2020-02-06 PDT |
| #144: | Youd think Id know my East and my Lefts -tiff During: Kingdom Hearts III at 10:06 PM 2020-02-13 PDT |
| #145: | Why do they shoot ramen at us? -jared During: Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair at 09:16 PM 2020-03-05 PDT |
| #146: | I dont like sad space stuff -tiff During: Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair at 09:18 PM 2020-03-05 PDT |
| #147: | Dang it Bananas -jared During: Neko Ghost, Jump! at 09:00 PM 2020-04-30 PDT |
| #148: | Stand on pad -Tiff During: Deceit at 07:48 PM 2020-05-14 PDT |
| #149: | Dont drink my dad! -Jared During: Beat Saber at 10:11 PM 2020-05-15 PDT |
| #150: | If you drink it warm and don't like it, I'll slap you! -Jared During: Beat Saber at 10:17 PM 2020-05-15 PDT |
| #151: | Well it was great, because i got to go to the bathroom -Jared 2020 During: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt at 08:33 PM 2020-05-27 PDT |
| #152: | I want to feed Megatron carrots, ya know? -Tiff During: Risk of Rain 2 at 10:50 PM 2020-06-01 PDT |
| #153: | Bread is witches -Jared During: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt at 09:51 PM 2020-06-10 PDT |
| #154: | - Ciri, 2020 -Ahhhhhhh During: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt at 08:34 PM 2020-06-17 PDT |
| #155: | I'm helping Daddy! -Jared During: Ring Fit Adventure at 11:51 AM 2020-07-01 PDT |
| #156: | You have to absorb the balls -Tiffany During: FINAL FANTASY XIV Online at 10:16 PM 2020-09-23 PDT |
| #157: | Now the foot is on the other shoe! -Tiffany During: Sleeping Dogs at 10:01 PM 2020-11-05 PDT |
| #158: | I'm not picky -Updownleftdie During: Immortals Fenyx Rising at 10:24 PM 2022-02-08 PDT |