We use Phantombot for our bot and commands in Twitch and Discord chat.

A list of core bot commands can be found here (note not all commands may be enabled):

Sub Audio Commands

Below is a list of custom commands for twitch:

Command Output
!99There can be 100 people in a room and 99 of them don’t believe in you but all it takes is one and it just changes your whole life…
!7pmWhat time is 7 PM PT where you live? Check here:
!alreadydead(alert already_dead.webp,5,0.4,top: 50%;position: absolute;left:50%;height:75%;width:auto; transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-50%))
!amelie(playsound (readfilerand sfx-amelie.txt))
!artistsCheck out all the artists featured during our stream:
!audibleHelp support the stream and get a free audio book, Audible trial:
!auntydonnaTime till Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun Season 2: (countdown November 09 2021 23:59:59 GMT+0000)
!baby(playsound (readfilerand sfx-baby.txt))
!banjaredSilly muggle! I am impervious to your magic except to cats! (also you're banned for using this command (touser))
!banpaintingPaintingAllNight should have been banned (count) times
!banphunPHUN!! Go sit in your corner!!!!!
!bbburgerWelcome to Big Bang Burger, open twenty-four hours a day because there's no day or night in space!
!bufferbuddiesBloom stop it, it's not a command
!calicojackAre you UpDownLeftDead? Revive yourself with some Calico Jack Coffee available at https://udld.rock/coffee and use coupon code UDLDSUB to save 10% off your subscription!
!charityWe're streaming to support Children's Hospital of Orange County (CHOC):
!clapping(alert clapping.gif,5.5,1,top: 50%;position: absolute;left:50%;height:80%;width:auto; transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-50%); transition: all 1s ease)
!clipcontestWin up to $30 in our clip contest:
!commandsCheck our website for a list of commands:
!corgiparty<3 CorgiDerpHD <3 CorgiDerpHD <3 CorgiDerpHD <3 CorgiDerpHD <3 CorgiDerpHD <3 CorgiDerpHD <3 (useronly=corgiparty)
!discordJoin here:
!donateDonate to support life-saving cancer research:
!extensionHelp support us while automatically applying discounts with our Chrome/Firefox extension:
!extralifeYou can donate to our Extra Life: or join our team:
!facebookFollow us on Facebook!
!fcJared: SW-5034-2683-2235
!ffzWant to use ALL our custom emotes? Install FFZ & FFZ:AP
!focusingJared and/or Tiff are focused on the game and will return to chat soon!
!freegamesCheck out latest free games and deals on our blog:
!friend?Don't forget the ThumbsUp ! (playsound inbetweeners_friend)
!game(pointtouser) (gameinfo)
!gifs/me Sub-only gif commands: !clapping !alreadydead (send us your ideas for more)
!githubOur open source code:
!giveawayEnter to win a Lost Ark Explorer Starter Pack: and Elden Ring:
!greenroomWe have our own green room! Check out the reveal
!guestFollow "All Hell Breaks Loops":
!honk(playsound (readfilerand sfx-honk.txt))
!humblebundleYou can get over $100 in games for just $12 a month:
!hypeupdownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype updownHype
!incentSee an Incent code on stream? Redeem it for cryptocurrency with the mobile app: AND if you're a STREAMER sign up for Incent for your streams:
!incentstreamerAre you a streamer and want to reward your viewers? Check out Incent:
!instagramFollow us to see funny videos on Instagram!
!intotheamNeed some cool clothes? Use our special link for 10% off INTO THE AM
!joyrideSign up and play games to win prizes with us on Joyride:
!kiln(playsound (readfilerand sfx-kiln.txt)) (alert hot.gif,8,1,position: absolute;left:35%; top: 80%;height:60%;width:auto; transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-50%); transition: all 1s ease)
!kofiWant to see more cosplay? All funds from Ko-fi go to support cosplay!
!lurkupdownLurk Enjoy your lurk deadizen! updownLurk
!mawSave 10% on MAW Energy with our link:
!meanJared has done something mean to @PaintingAllNight (count) times.
!meetupAre you in Southern California? Join our meetup group:
!meowlMeet Sunny! He's a Meowl, a half cat, half bird species that looooves eating star crunches! You can create your own Meowl in the panels below using a million (not really a million) combinations!
!msrewardsEarn Amazon and other gift cards easily! Share link (URL):
!mudMudwtr is a spiced chai tea with chocolate to wake you up and help you focus!
!multitwitchWatch both of our stream:
!myboy(playsound (readfilerand sfx-abandon-boy.txt))
!myson(playsound (readfilerand sfx-my-son.txt))
!naruto(playsound (readfilerand sfx-naruto.txt))
!nodecraftWe're official Nodecraft partners! Get 30% off with code: updownleftdie https://udld.rock/nodecraft
!pg13(playsound (readfilerand sfx-pg13.txt))
!playtime(pointtouser) (channelname) has been playing (game) for (playtime)
!plushieGet your own Meowl Plushie!
!potato(playsound (readfilerand sfx-potato.txt))
!primeSubscribe for free with Twitch Prime get a FREE trial:
!quickstartLooking to get into streaming? Check out our guide:
!quotesWant to lookup our funny quotes? Go Here:
!rainmakerFor every $1 (subs or bits) it will RAIN "real" money on us! Usually scaring us in the process! updownLol
!redcardSave 5% off at Target with RedCard:
!runeRUNE II with the new Lazarus Update is available on Epic Games:
!sfx(Sub-only) SFX commands:
!shirtsLike Jared's shirt? You can get your own!
!socialFollow us while we're not streaming:
!songbouncerCheck out my song request bot you can use for any game including Beat Saber!
!steamJoin our Steam group!
!streamcaptainJoin the battle with us at:
!subSupport us by becoming a sub! https://udld.rock/subscribe
!subraidupdownHey UpDownLeftHi
!swagYou can get UDLD shirts and stickers from
!sweetBut I'm so sweeeet
!synapseSynapse is a healthy energy drink alternative. It's delicious and lightly sparkling, with a ginger/asian pear flavor. You can save 10% off with our link
!tiktokFollow us on TikTok!
!tipYou can Tip to us using this link
!title(pointtouser) (titleinfo)
!top100Top 100 Users:
!trdsCheck out the game and use creator code: UPDOWNLEFTDIE
!triggerwordsJared's Trigger words include: ghosts, horoscopes, anything antivax, tarot cards, Ouija board, homeopathic stuff, conspiracy theories, PaintingAllNight (Not seriously), Phun's puns
!tweetWe would appreciate it if you tweeted about us! Here's a template you can use
!twitterlinkFollow us on Twitter!
!uptime(pointtouser) (channelname) has been online for (uptime)
!websiteOur website, blog, and shop can be found here:
!weee(playsound (readfilerand sfx-weee.txt))
!whatitdo(playsound (readfilerand sfx-what-it-do.txt))
!wishlistOur Amazon Wish List:
!youtubeSubscribe to us on YouTube:
Last update: March 30 2023 23:00:12 UTC.